Grumpy Cat
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Cat Jokes
-Did you hear about the cat that swallowed a ball of wool? She had mittens.
-What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
-What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
-What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
-Did you hear about the cat that drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
-What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
- What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!
-Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
-I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
-For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
-I have a joke about a cat… Just kitt’en
-What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
-What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
- What do you get when you cross a chick with an alley cat? A peeping tom.
-What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew!
-Did you hear about the cat that drank 5 bowls of water? He set a new lap record.
-What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
- What is a cat’s favorite color? Purrrrrrrple!
-Cats are like potato chips. You can never have just one.
-I got rid of my husband. The cat was allergic.
-For a man to truly understand rejection, he must first be ignored by a cat.
-I have a joke about a cat… Just kitt’en